Rule Britannia:

No Times de hoje:

"So Hitler listened to Jewish musicians and was a hypocrite. I know, I know, and he seemed so nice.

(...)

Perhaps, these being 24-hour-news-cycle, goldfish-minded times, the ladies and gentlemen of the press are concerned that some of the old things we didn’t like about Hitler have become rather overfamiliar to us and stale, so that we need constant, fresh things to dislike about him: yeah, yeah, he plunged the world into the grisliest conflict in history’s bloody stagger through the 20th century – heard it; sure, sure, he exterminated millions off the back of catastrophic misreadings of Nietzsche and Darwin – tell us something we don’t know. He what? He used to turn his underpants inside out so he could wear them for two days, you say? Ooh, that Hitler."

Chama-se a isto escrever genialmente bem. Infelizmente, cá somos todos muitos sérios e nunca, jamais em tempo algum, mandamos uma piada num texto de jornal. Mas nós é que somos os hiper-desenvolvidos e eles a cauda da Europa. Ah, não? Hum. Pergunto-me porque será.